Ho, ho, ho, no, no, I'm not Santa Claus. I tried to trick you right out of the gate. I'm not him. I'm not

Santa Claus, although today, actually I take that back. I am Santa Claus. And I'm not looking forward to this gang. I think you

heard my last podcast. My boss, Mr. Featherstone, wants me to attend the Harlan Highway Christmas Party downstairs.

And I guess I'm the guy that has to dress up like Santa and all these people from the

podcast get to come and sit on my lap tell me what they want for Christmas.

Great!

Not looking forward to it.

It's not going to go well.

I can tell you right now.

Ugh.

Also we are going to talk about humiliation.

You know, sometimes on this show I talk about the perks of being well known or a little famous or celebrityish or whatever you want to call it.

And you know I talk about getting recognized and stuff like that. Well let me tell you about a story that was the other side of that where I got

humiliated by my notoriety. Okay you're gonna love you're gonna love this. I didn't love it, but you're probably gonna love it. I kind of loved it. I'll talk about it. Also, we're gonna talk about things you put on your car during the Christmas season, kind of weird. again isn't it always weird because you're right here on the

weird place in the world the Harlan highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. I will look for you.

Does your mother know what you're doing for a living?

The Harlan Highway.

Heo!

And it's classic. I will find you.

My mom always said.

You can't handle the truth.

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