Hey, this is Rob Cordray, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Oh, hello there, friends!

Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who has banished his pants and underwear,

and is currently jacking his dick off to furry porn.

That's Jack Clark.

Do you see tits in furry porn?

No, it's just, it's just a dick coming out of a mascot costume and inserting it.

And beaming to us from a furry convention!

The bearded dick jack and booger bandit known as...

Shuddy boy.

Yo.

I almost forgot.

Shaking the cobwebs off. It's only been a week.

It feels like it's been longer.

It does.

Well, first off, I just want to thank everybody in the Puminati, show me a lot of love.

Um, it means a lot, a lot of people reached out to check in on me.

So much appreciated.

My dad is still unconscious and on machines and stuff, but

his levels are slightly getting better, so at least things are moving in the right direction.

They're hoping they can get the surgery done.

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