531-Craig Ferguson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2019

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current YouTube war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about the YMH Studios holiday party at the Magic Castle, and discuss which cool guy each member of the YMH staff is. Craig Ferguson is a comedian, actor, and former host of the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He's in Studio Jeans today with Tom and Christina. Craig and Tom discuss planes and Tom makes Craig aware of his plane aspirations. Craig talks getting into a motorcycle accident, acting while directing, Mick Jagger, Madonna, and his new stand-up special. Craig then takes a look at a bunch of our favorite cool videos including FedSmoker's DIY tutorials, RPC's invitation, and a construction worker who enjoys baby play.

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0:00.0	All right, welcome to another episode of your mom's house. There's a
0:07.3	number of
0:09.3	Conspiracies building so I'm wearing my conspiracy glasses right now. What what are you talking about?
0:14.4	Keep out the YouTube
0:17.3	You know algorithm and go in sideways
0:20.0	Yeah, they're on us. They are on to us. We're gonna get into it because it's pretty serious actually
0:26.8	Hmm, and I don't I don't know where they are so I'm trying to keep my eye on them trying to blue block out all those haters
0:33.3	So you can't see where I'm looking right now. Can you but I can't I'm looking at you YouTube
0:39.2	Huh you see me?
0:42.0	How much do you really enjoy those though these are awesome? I bet they look good too. They look hot a f
0:47.9	Mm-hmm can I try them on over my regular glasses? I'd really rather not disturb what's going on right now
0:53.8	It's kind of perfect. Can I please that's what they're for you put them on over your regular glasses
0:59.2	Yeah, but right now they're just you know, I mean they're it's like a glove
1:03.8	Everything's so much crisper and clear. Oh, yeah, I'm thinking better
1:09.3	Feel healthier
1:10.8	You look really good. Do I look good so cool? Who I mean you have to be mentally ill to win these for real, right?
1:19.4	Like this is the this is the glasses of my
1:21.5	What do you mean because the only people that wear those are like the guy in Starbucks that talked to himself?
1:26.6	I feel like I have a mask on they're so big
1:29.8	But they give full coverage they give you full coverage and also no one can
1:35.9	Sneak on your eyes see where you're looking. I can't see it. Do you know where I'm looking right now?
1:40.0	Yeah, you're looking here. I can see the white so you're a little can I try them on now? God you're ruining my fun
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