What Most People Think

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Of what most people think

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We're in the money We're in the money.

We're in the money.

Apparently, apparently because the BBC director general said that there'll be maybe a few more people on panel shows that are of a non-left-wing persuasion.

Apparently, I'm now, I'm buying a yacht or something or something.

But anyway, we'll get on to that. It's been a strange old week, you know, what was that announcement? The kids have gone back to school as well. The kids have gone back to school. Does any, I wonder how that felt for a lot of those dads. Because that's weird, isn't it? Like, a lot of dads still working from home. The kids are going to school and their old man still sitting on the couch in fucking cargo bags going, yeah, I've got a busy one too, son. Yeah, I've got to zoom me in half 11 until 12. So we've both got shit going on. And I don't know. It's been a strange week, isn't it? It's always strange at the moment. I don't want to encourage pupils that have gone back to school

to do bad behaviour,

but it did occur to me that with face masks on his in assembly, if you want to do that humming thing, what can they do? And also with the mask on, it's going to look freaky as fuck. Man, there was another weird thing. Just before we crack it were the show, it was another weird thing. I don't know if you saw the photo of Phil Schofield, I don't know him,

Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby Hugging. And they did it. It's hilarious photo. They did it through like a kind of plastic sheet where you put your arms through and you have these long plastic gloves. I thought, he was like crying.

I thought, how dumb do you think people are?

Do you think that we don't think that they've met off set or any other time?

But because they've got this desperately look, we cannot be seen, okay, to be flouting COVID guidelines.

So instead, we're going to make the set of this morning look like the bit where the fucking government into E.T.'s house.

All the nerds going, wasn't actually E.T.'s house?

Yeah, I know. I know. Well, welcome to the show.

What most people think. The show that thinks that maybe kids shouldn't have to wear face masks in school because of a

vanishingly small threat of an airborne virus that's on his way out?

I don't know. I don't know. So my son actually said to me this week, he said to me,

so he said, Daddy, why are all the kids wearing face masks at school?

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