On the Empire Podcast this week, we sign up to Mr Malcolm's list and find ourselves

forming a gang of London with Chopé de Rice. And we'll be talking about the usual movie

news, reviews and nonsense on the only movie podcast that is currently building a very

large wooden boat and trying to round up some animals to put in it as London experiences

its first reign in about a million years. Hello Pod, I'm Helen O'Hara and welcome

to the Empire Podcast. Our beloved leader, the mysterious figure, no and only is Chris

Hewitt, is trying to figure out parenthood at the moment, which is weird because I don't

think he needs two weeks to watch that film, but here we are. But fear not, because I'm

still joined by two colleagues of such lethal cunning that they have to warn countries they

visit on holiday, less to be considered an act of war if they sneak in on an ounce. First

up is our very own quiet man, it's John Eugent, how you doing? Hello, how loud am I, my

microphone was quite earlier, which I close in here. It's anything with your whole vibe,

you know. My vibe, yes, yes, but hello, I'm good, glad to be here. And we're also joined

by the best dressed man on his street in Watford, it's a modern world.

I'm a street now, goodness me, this is a new shirt that I wore specifically for this

part and I'm being just shunned. It's a very nice shirt. Thank you very much. Yeah, from

next, there you go. Nice little find. Yeah, so I'm going to describe it to all of

this, it's a light blue, but wavy, it's like some, some, some, some, some white in it.

It's a very nice shirt. It's a moral, I believe. There you go. And then bringing this

little logo on it, you know, it looks like you could go running any second. I won't,

but yes, hello, I'm currently wearing a Oxfam. It's, I think it was three pounds, but

you're so fancy. I'm currently wearing a shirt that's so old, I have no memory of where

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