528-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Maradona and Christina wants a racist parrot for the studio. Tom hung out with Joey Diaz this past weekend and almost died. Plus, there are most likely more jewelry purchases in the Segura’s near future.

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0:00.0	Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.
0:01.7	You okay there? You're rummaging through everything.
0:04.6	I was looking for my other chain.
0:06.4	Oh, is it gone? Is somebody take it?
0:10.7	Oh, I think it might be in the back.
0:12.4	Really?
0:13.7	Okay.
0:14.5	Do you want it?
0:15.1	No, no, no, no. I just want to make sure it's in a safe place.
0:17.8	Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, we wouldn't let something like that slip through the cracks.
0:20.5	Leaving your chains out now.
0:22.5	Well, I mean, look.
0:24.9	I'll get into it more. There's...
0:26.5	I always wanted to make sure you guys would keep it safe.
0:29.8	I mean, you've been buying these chains really nilly.
0:31.8	We got to make sure that none of the workers were going to come and get it.
0:35.0	Yeah, exactly.
0:36.2	Oh, my God.
0:37.2	You got to keep that in a safe, babe.
0:38.8	I know. There's...
0:39.8	You spent $40,000 on us.
0:41.8	Other people, different races, we got to keep it safe.
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