I'm Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another edition of heavy hands.

I am your host, Connor Reebush, with me, as always.

This Phil McKenzie.

It's up.

It's up to you as well, my friend.

And today, we're talking about UFC 302.

A, uh, you know, you know, I talked about this, last week with Zane, Simon, that idiot.

And, you know, we did the vivisection, of course.

We broke down the whole card.

And we started off saying, you know, this is pretty good.

Pretty solid pay-per-view.

Why?

Well, the further we got into it, by the end of the prelims, we were just, like, in bad moods.

We were very angry about the card.

It was the opposite of so many, like, fight night cards where you first look and it's nothing.

And then you spend a couple minutes thinking about the fights.

You're like, actually, there's some stories here.

This looks pretty cool.

This had the exact opposite effect.

I went in thinking, this is a passable pay-per-view.

And by the end, I was miserable.

And I would say that that preview more or less reflected the experience of watching UFC 302 live.

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