Hi, this is TJ Miller and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour, unless you're not listening and you're just watching it, which doesn't make any sense at all.

Oh, hello there friends! Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour. My name's Kevin Craft. Join once again by a man who has no pants or underwear on!

And is currently lifting his boner up and flicking dingleberries off of this taint.

That's Jeff Clark, a friend, and beaming to us from a dumpster behind the porn shop in Quaker Town!

The dildo pincushion known as...

Oh, there is actually a porn shop in Quaker Town. It is on the highway directly next door to a truck stop.

Oh wow.

How many times have you...

It's time to be in research or whatever.

Yeah, have you got in there and gotten all red face and giggled at all the...

No, it is one of those sleazy looking porn shops.

There was a pretty brutal one in Jersey that was kind of near like Randolph area that when I first got my internship with Howard Stern,

I was like, you know what? I want to try and make a mark here.

Let's go to the porn shop and buy the weirdest porn DVDs we can find.

And I'm going to scour them and try and find some funny audio clips I can pull and maybe give Fred some new drops and sound effects to play.

And all that happened was I ended up with some weird ass porn.

I went through it and couldn't find any funny drops.

I believe I've since thrown those away, but there were some weird ones.

Like what?

I can't even really remember.

And I remember I also went to that porn shop for a dildo to use for the cover of one of the slow children videos.

And the guy behind the counter looked at the dildo and then looked at me and he was like, Jesus Christ, that's going to hurt.

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