Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

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Don't worry, everyone.

We got this. Podcast should have a theme song. this podcast should have a theme song podcast should not

have a theme song yes they should no they shouldn't they sound good yeah but people are just

going to skip past it hmm you know what you're right we got this mark you said that when you wear a kerchief on your head, that it makes your hair do something weird.

I'm looking at Bob's big boy hair on your head.

Either that or like fallout boy's dad, like a dad who's into emo.

Yeah.

Look, I'm the dad that wants the-

How are you wearing it?

Are you wearing it like Laverne and Shirley when they're working in the bottling plant?

No, it's this. It's a... You know what it is? It's a gator from the early days of COVID when we were wearing gators and thought those would work.

Right. So I bought a handful of them.

Okay. And then it was like, no, no, no, you need a mask. So they kind of went by the wayside. And then I realized that just a ring of stretchy material equals a bandana style headband that I don't have to worry about tying. So now I wear them. Yeah, it's a buff. And I wear them at this point because my hair is very long, like weirdly long. Yeah.

For me, you know what it is?

I like it long and I like it significantly shorter.

The point it's at right now is the point that I'm not huge on it, but I'm seeing how long

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