521-Jessica Kirson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

You didn't follow Proto, Chomo. The Suwu debate is absolutely RAGING. We have numerous credible, yet conflicting, sources weigh in. Tom had an incredible weekend in the midwest and tells us all about it, including an elevator mishap. The Fed Smoker is back and showing his versatility in is skill set, plus an update on Robert Paul Champagne. Jessica Kirson is a hilarious comedian, who also happens to be one of Christina's favorites! Jessica has a wild, potentially traumatic, story about going to Fat Camp as a kid. We learn about Jessica's game in getting ladies and show her some "Cool Girls" which prompts Christina to ask her "Stupid Lesbian Questions."

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0:00.0	All right, door at times.
0:02.0	No, door.
0:04.0	Don't be my friend, we're at party.
0:06.0	You know, at friend house and you might have checked.
0:10.0	You can never tell.
0:12.0	Someone you can never tell but check the man or woman's
0:14.0	don't touch.
0:16.0	And you know, he just tell you like the drill.
0:18.0	Ah!
0:24.0	And so he's down there and they're getting in mid.
0:28.0	Why are you like the drill along in your pants,
0:31.0	you're wearing a snorkele, ain't it?
0:33.0	If you'll done the girl pants or the stout ink.
0:37.0	...
0:56.0	I got a thing to do.
0:58.0	I got a thing to do.
1:01.0	I got a thing to do.
1:04.0	Oh no, yeah, I got a thing.
1:23.0	All right, beats by Monolo thanks for the long song.
1:27.0	I'm crying.
1:29.0	That was quite a banger.
1:31.0	It's a really good one.
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