Hey, this is L.A. Beast and you're listening to the Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Oh, hello friends!

Welcome back to another episode of the Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft.

Once again, joined by a man who's completely nude from the waist down,

and is currently in the process of using a Ouija board to summon a ghost to jerk his boner off.

That's Jeff Clark.

This is bullshit.

Was it communicated in the email that you guys didn't tell me about to wear sunglasses?

Because I'll go get my sunglasses.

And transmitting to us from your mom's basement.

The bearded, booger-eating message board bandit known as...

Shuddy boy.

Yo!

And you just went from high to low to on my feed.

I don't know if that's same with Shuddy.

It happens every week.

When the theme song is playing, Kevin's vocals for us are very low.

But apparently, from what Kevin has said to us,

every time I've complained about it, it's fine on the recording.

We would've heard about it.

I think we would've heard about it from the Puminati if you were around.

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