Hey, shallow end swimmers. It's Memorial Day Week here in the U.S., and we're spending it with our loved ones.

So please enjoy an encore performance of the shallow end, and a new episode will drop next week.

Remember, no running by the pool.

It began long ago. Two young boys in an American town, riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.

But over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories.

Not any stories, mind you, but tales where things would go horribly wrong.

While they grew into adulthood, their senses of humor stayed in the fifth grade.

As they both gravitated to careers in broadcasting and they moved to separate coasts,

their friendship grew even stronger in their obsession for the best stories of others mishaps.

Cover the young one's ears, pour yourself a strong beverage, and buckle up.

The Box of Oddities is about to present

Schnebly and Toff, the shallow end of the gene pool.

Can you freaking believe it, episode six?

I'm pretty excited about it, I've got to say,

and also surprised that we've made it this far.

I figured they'd shut us down after two.

Yeah, I thought if we got three out of

these, it would be a freaking miracle. But here we are doubly past the point where we expected to crash

and burn. You know, I had a very, very odd dream last night. Did you? That you and I did a

Zoom cocktail session, kind of a bi- session. Uh-huh.

Uh, kind of a bi-coastal happy hour.

Yes.

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