52- College Life: Being Hot vs. Not

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to College 101 Daddies! Bringing you the ultimate guide for back to school- the College Playbook. Get ready to finesse the fuck out of your college campus and pay close attention, because navigating school is a little different when you are a 5 vs. 10 (apologies in advance)! They also talk about what to do when you're BLOCKED, getting Shadow banned on Instagram, and a sex move that is so simple yet so effective…the Hamburger. It's like a workout for your esophagus. Get that exercise in! Also, if you are ever suffering from cotton mouth- have no fear the daddies are here!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy.
0:09.0	Ha ha ha. Hello everybody. Oh daddy's it is Alexandra Cooper and Sophia Franklin
0:20.5	back at it again guys what's up it's fucking hump day.
0:24.0	Are you humping a leg?
0:26.0	Are you humping a tree?
0:27.0	Are you humping a dick?
0:28.0	Are you humping a pillow?
0:30.0	Ooh, a blue clam.
0:32.0	Some people will actually masturbate that way, shout out.
0:34.4	Shout out to anyone that humps pillows to masturbate.
0:37.2	Okay, so...
0:38.4	Guys, today is just an interesting day.
0:40.9	Sophia looks fucked up. She's got something on her back.
0:44.8	And I, it literally looks like I have a dartboard on my back. I got allergy testing done and
0:49.3	I didn't worry about. I can't shower for the next two days. I love your natural musk. It gets me all turned on.
0:56.8	Centberg! Oh God! I have had men.
1:01.5	Want to rip my clothes off before they, I know I was going to say.
1:08.0	Before they even get a glimpse of what you look like, they just get a whiff of you and they're like who the fuck is this girl
1:14.0	yes it's because of scent bird guys this is one of our favorite
1:17.7	fucking sponsors we love scent bird's
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