52: Andy Rips Off Shark Tank & Remembering Recess - Fun Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever held the door for someone at a restaurant only to have them jump in front of you on the waiting list? Do you know someone who is a ‘one upper’ or constantly telling extravagant lies? Then this episode will improve your life. We also have some fun would you rather questions like: ‘Cheeto Fingers or Kool-Aid Mustache’? And before the bell rings, we get nostalgic with a draft of ‘Best Recess Games’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	Hey, spit wads, when you run out of this great show and you're like, ah, one more shows.
0:05.6	You can get access to our entire archive at spitballerspod.com.
0:10.2	You can become an official spit wad of our Patreon, have access to everything we've ever
0:15.6	made, ad free at spitballerspod.com.
0:27.5	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give
0:32.7	random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:36.1	It's the spitballerspodcast with Andy Mike and Jason.
0:40.4	How does you feel about him, Mike?
0:53.8	I give it a three out of twenty.
0:58.9	Okay, all right.
1:00.7	You know, it's fine.
1:02.6	Not everyone's a winner.
1:05.0	I could have given myself a three out of ten, but I did not deserve it.
1:09.6	What I love is that you knew it.
1:12.3	I was waiting for the thumbs like, okay, three, oh, no, out of, okay, this five, ten.
1:18.1	And I say not everyone's a winner, but traditionally, Mike's are all winners, so this was very
1:23.0	disappointing as a whole.
1:24.3	Really?
1:25.3	Then that just means everyone else is a winner.
1:27.9	Like we are winners for having heard bad, you just were.
1:32.2	No one will ever hear that.
1:33.5	I was going to say, unfortunately, this is a podcast, which means that there's no editing.
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