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God Awful Movies

518: Early Warning

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

This week, Paul from the That Aged Well podcast joins us to review Early Warning, the story of how uncomfortable a pair of jeans could really be in the 80s. And also the pending apocalypse or something.
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0:00.0

But yeah, but he does all in his shit, explains how Jupiter's alignment is going to give us a bunch of extra gravity.

0:10.4

Meanwhile, we cut to the fucking bad guys outside.

0:13.5

They've fallen asleep and are snoring like a couple of fucking cartoon characters.

0:18.4

Again, the violent shift in tone from,

0:22.5

and then God will bring forth the fires of Hades to...

0:26.9

Yep, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mo-de-le.

0:30.3

Just.

0:37.1

God-awful movie. Movies. God Awful

0:38.9

Movies

0:40.3

Movies

0:41.3

Movies

0:42.3

Welcome back to the Gamcast

0:51.3

where each week we sample another selection from Christian Cinema because who wants to make it to their deathbed with only mild regrets.

0:58.1

I'm your host, No Illusions. Heath is off this week, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.

1:03.3

Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?

1:05.4

Do do do do do do do. We're back in the 80s, baby.

1:09.1

Yeah, we are. Let's not not linger we're also excited to welcome

1:13.6

in a brand new guest masochist paul is one half of the that aged well podcast a podcast exploration

1:19.6

of the movies that make us us or made them them i guess ball welcome to god-awful movies

1:25.3

well boys thank you for having me.

1:30.8

This has been a unique experience watching this movie.

1:32.2

And you know what?

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