518: Early Warning

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

This week, Paul from the That Aged Well podcast joins us to review Early Warning, the story of how uncomfortable a pair of jeans could really be in the 80s. And also the pending apocalypse or something.
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0:00.0	But yeah, but he does all in his shit, explains how Jupiter's alignment is going to give us a bunch of extra gravity.
0:10.4	Meanwhile, we cut to the fucking bad guys outside.
0:13.5	They've fallen asleep and are snoring like a couple of fucking cartoon characters.
0:18.4	Again, the violent shift in tone from,
0:22.5	and then God will bring forth the fires of Hades to...
0:26.9	Yep, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mo-de-le.
0:30.3	Just.
0:37.1	God-awful movie. Movies. God Awful
0:38.9	Movies
0:40.3	Movies
0:41.3	Movies
0:42.3	Welcome back to the Gamcast
0:51.3	where each week we sample another selection from Christian Cinema because who wants to make it to their deathbed with only mild regrets.
0:58.1	I'm your host, No Illusions. Heath is off this week, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.
1:03.3	Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:05.4	Do do do do do do do. We're back in the 80s, baby.
1:09.1	Yeah, we are. Let's not not linger we're also excited to welcome
1:13.6	in a brand new guest masochist paul is one half of the that aged well podcast a podcast exploration
1:19.6	of the movies that make us us or made them them i guess ball welcome to god-awful movies
1:25.3	well boys thank you for having me.
1:30.8	This has been a unique experience watching this movie.
1:32.2	And you know what?
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