Hello, hello.

This is Vague the Nation, a podcast about news and culture and regional accents.

I'm your host, Nican Farsat.

And I remember as a kid watching 80 movies and thinking that everybody had, like, all the

movies were filmed in New York.

And then everyone sounded like, hey, what you doing with my car?

You know, they talked like this.

And, um, but it turns out they don't do that much anymore. We'll

discuss the phenomenon about diminishing regional accents and then the one social media platform

that, you know, dared to step in its way. To save us all. To save us all. But we'll also talk about sentient bag of nails, Donald J. Trump, his canceled Freedom

250 concert, his canceled slush fund.

And I don't know.

It's just other garbage about him.

There's just garbage.

We'll brush the grand platinum saga and then we'll land on the question of debt and how it's murdering your bank account.

So excited for these topics, but even more excited for the panel that we have assembled for you today.

What?

Oh my God, you guys.

We don't really do this often.

We're frequently told about co-hosts of shows,

and we usually separate them, sort of, you know, sort of like America does with families of

immigrants. And we put them on separate shows, thinking that's how they'll flourish.

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