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You know, Paul, I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.

Tell me more.

I can get there.

I know I can, but we only have so much time.

Actually, it was a fantasy.

It was a fantasy.

Yes, Paul.

Yes.

All right. Now I'm ready for the show. You're so good at guessing these. The Curbsiders podcast is for entertainment, education, and information purposes only, and the topics discuss should not be used solely to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases or conditions. For the more of the views and statements expressed on this podcast are solely the host and should not be interpreted to reflect official policy or position of any entity aside from possibly cash like more honest, and affiliate outreach programs. If indeed, there are any. In fact, there are not. Pretty much, we aren't responsible if you screw up. You should always do your own homework and let us know when we're work. Welcome back to the curbsiders. I'm Dr. Matthew Frank Wado here with my great friend and America's primary care physician, pun expert, Dr. Paul Nelson Williams.

Hey, Paul.

Hey, Matt, how are you?

Good.

You've guessed a couple lately.

That's really, I got to get more clever with these.

Or the internet has to get more clever when it serves me these puns, is what I should say. Paul, we are doing a

digest episode tonight where we're going to run down some recent articles, news stories that we

thought were important for the audience to know about. And we have some,

we have two people with us who are, I'll say, smarter than me, Paul. You can, you can judge if

they're smarter than you. But Paul, I'm happy to have them here. Before we introduce them,

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