#514 - We Got Into Clown School

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement.
0:06.7	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:09.7	How are you doing?
0:10.4	Mr. Green.
0:11.7	How you doing Mr. Green?
0:12.9	Mr. Green.
0:13.9	In the conservatory with the candlestick.
0:17.2	Colonel Green?
0:17.9	Fuck that game.
0:18.8	Colonel Mustard.
0:19.6	Who's Mr. Green?
0:20.3	Fuck that mustard, Colonel. Who's the green guy? Green. The green, I don't know. I haven't played Clue and God knows how long. Professor Plum. They're all, are they all colors? Miss. I don't think I've ever properly played Clue. Like, how do you know who's killing who?
0:38.2	I don't know. You know what? I remember playing. Do you any of you guys remember the, are you afraid of the dark board game from the 90s? No. I remember. Yeah, I wouldn't. Well, yeah, you're too young. We get it. You're only 20 years old. You fucking. Why are you wearing aviators inside? I thought I'd put on something nice.
0:36.2	By the way, Ant Cam!
0:37.3	Ant Cam!
0:38.1	Ant Cam! fucking... Why are you wearing aviators inside? I thought I'd put on something nice. By the way, Ant cam, Ant cam. Ant cam. It's the ant cam. It's the ant cam, and the ant cam, can, can, can. If the ant can, cam, can, can, can. Can't cam. Can't cam. Anyway. Yeah, I like green. Oh, we're skipping over here. Oh, Clue. Clue, yeah. I never probably played it. Me neither. It is. I still don't even know what a conservatory is. I think that's where you like look at stuff. That's an observatory, I think. You're right. You're 100% right. You know what I like? A planetarium. Oh, man.
1:27.6	You might have one of those in your house one day. A planetarium. Yeah, where you just have like a... Planets? Yeah. I could see you getting like a light in the middle of the room and you like, it just shows the stars. And you can just look up and be like, there's Orion's belt. What was that shit that we used to climb into when we were children?
1:26.5	It was like the bubble, right?
1:27.8	Yeah.
1:28.2	I think it was called the Planetarium. and you can just look up and be like, there's Orion's belt. What was that shit that we used to climb into
1:44.3	when we were children?
1:45.4	It was like the bubble, right? I think it was called the planetarium. We would go into the basement of our school and we'd all climb into a bubble and sit in, we would sit crisscross applesauce. Very close. Very close. I almost got me to that hard eye. We would sit, Chris, We'd sit
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