514-Jo Koy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2019

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

If you were about to get out of jail, what meal would you fantasize about? Who is Randy? These questions are all answered, and more, right off the bat! The Mommies are back from vacation, they are wondering why they took their children. Good thing they could put on "The Perfect Smile." Do you pee in the pool? Are you racist in parking lots? The fattest comedian working today just put out a dancing video, some people loved it - one person did not. We also get an update about Josh Potter's new business and, of course, TikToks. Jo Koy is a great stand-up comedian, who is known all over the world. He discusses his recent successes in Hawaii and elsewhere, performing in arenas. He also tells the Mommies about HIS Mommy not believing in him. Bidets, Japanese accents and Horrible or Hilarious are all discussed, plus TikToks... More TikToks.

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0:00.0	Farts. Yeah, you're ready to get me. Oh my god. I missed our show so much. We were on vacation and farted
0:05.4	And we just came back. It was really great to do it
0:08.6	Really good to go on vacation. It's really great the vacations over. I know I've discovered I like
0:14.0	You know seven days max. I know. Well, let's we'll get into it
0:18.1	But I want to know what's going on with this gent. Yeah, well, let's get into it. Here we go
0:24.0	I've got a legit question for you motherfuckers
0:26.5	I already know what I'm gonna fuck when I get out. I got pussy lined up for like six months straight
0:32.6	But who's gonna take me to go eat when I get out?
0:36.7	Important question. Really important question
0:43.1	Randy
0:44.1	Don't bring anyone loving to this
0:46.1	No, but when the fuck is that?
0:49.3	Welcome to your mom's house
0:52.3	With Tom Segura
0:54.3	Ships
0:56.3	Tina Pagizzi
1:26.6	You
1:36.8	We were in farted a this last week and we were talking about who is Randy
1:43.3	Is Randy, but that's not how he said it. I know
1:47.0	That's how you and Ryan sickler say it when the two of you get together
1:50.8	But the truth of it is it's just a sad guy and he can't remember stuff
1:55.5	But all he remembers is that the life jogs his memory by time is
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