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🗓️ 13 December 2013
⏱️ 75 minutes
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We spend a month at a Jeep dealership on Long Island as they try to make their monthly sales goal: 129 cars. If they make it, they'll get a huge bonus from the manufacturer, possibly as high as $85,000 — enough to put them in the black for the month. If they don't make it, it'll be the second month in a row. So they pull out all the stops.
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1:01.5 | Okay, here we go. Freddie is the general manager of a car dealership these days, but he used to be |
1:07.4 | a car salesman, and he was a good one, probably because he's got what he calls the gift for the gab. |
1:12.6 | His go-to move in lots of situations is to finish a sentence and then laugh, even when the sentence is bad news. |
1:19.3 | Like, here he is, assessing his chances of making his sales goal for the month. |
1:23.6 | I'll give it a 50-50 right now because it's early. |
1:27.1 | Or this is him talking about a month when the car dealership did not make its sales goal. |
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1:36.0 | So when Freddie is not laughing, you know it's bad. |
1:39.2 | At mid-October, Freddy did not laugh much. |
1:41.9 | At his weekly meetings with the guys who sell cars for him. |
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