511-Ryan Sickler & Steven Randolph-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

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4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

The Master Of Accents starts the show. Deadass, would you go into a burning Burger King for your change? Maybe, if you're a TikTok. Christina has a whole new batch of TikToks today plus we get an understanding of how hairy Josh Potter is REALLY. Ryan Sickler is a comedian and writer who hosts a podcast right out of Studio Jeans known as The HoneyDew. Get on our channel where you find this show and make sure you check out all the great episodes. Christina tells us all how she hates helmets. Remember when seat belts were cool? Christina also shows Ryan some choice TikToks and Sickler weighs in on INTRO WARS. Next up is Steven Randolph. He's a stand-up comic who knows his way around certain "parties." Steven has brought in his own multi-media (which we can show portions of) in order to explain the type of "party" we are discussing here. Every wanted to upset a whole theater of epople? Let Steven show you how! Check out the video Bob Odenkirk inspired!

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0:00.0	Right as we pulled up here to record this segment, I was on the phone with my
0:05.4	cousin and I told my cousin you can spend the night at our house tomorrow if
0:10.7	you come over and then you said to her and you could finger your pussy while
0:16.0	you're there. I mean if she was like I'm sorry what? Yeah and you go you heard me
0:24.4	you could finger your you know what was that all about? Well I'll tell you why. Yeah
0:36.3	please tell me why. First of all your cousin it's Jeanette and she's been on
0:40.2	your mom's house. She has been many many years ago and for those of you who don't
0:44.6	know cousin Jeanette she can rip burps like a 500 pound trucker so she is no
0:51.0	lady so don't think that she can't handle a comment like that. She is so nasty.
0:57.1	She says crazy stuff to me all the time. Things that I've never even repeated to
1:01.5	you. They're so cool. Oh my god. She talks about I'll just give you a little
1:06.4	teaser about used dirty sex toys that she lets lay around and that yeah and
1:17.6	then reusing them and getting infections from them and things like that. Okay
1:22.1	thank you. Yeah she nasty so she can handle it. I'm really happy with this start.
1:27.5	You brought it up. You know you've been extra nasty lately though around the
1:33.2	house. You've been farting a lot more in your box for shorts at night more
1:37.7	laying in bed. You walk to the bathroom and you play the butt flute and you put
1:42.7	your butt cheeks apart and you move the sound. Anyone who hasn't done that hasn't lived.
1:47.3	Next time you have a you could feel like a big fart coming and you're like
1:52.0	you're standing up take your clothes be be button naked and take your hand and
1:57.8	just that's what he does. Jiggle your she's just I don't think she's just
2:00.6	probably stand up and show them. No no no. Jiggle your cheeks. No one gets it and
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