51: EP 51 - Two B's and a U-turn

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In this episode I talk fast, but promise I was not on hard drugs (sadly). Somewhere among this I look at the 'Exams fiasco' (which for me started the moment kids didn't sit them). We also have a chat about satirical social media accounts like Titania Mcgrath getting frozen before a little bit of men's mental health.

ps - I have now ordered a pop shield.

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0:00.0	What Most People Think
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to episode 51 of what most people think.
0:17.0	It's me, it's just me this week. Is that all right? Is that all right of you?
0:20.9	I thought we needed a catch-up after the grand scale nature of episode 50 with David Badeal. Thank you so much for all the feedback from that. I'm glad that people enjoyed it. I was lucky to get him as it get. Are you kissing David Bidiel's ass again, Jeff? Yeah, I think I still am. He's my mate. I kept calling my mate and you know, if you keep saying something, it might be true.
0:37.8	Nine inches, nine inches.
0:42.7	Anyway, welcome to the show, what most people think. I'm back off holiday and I've suddenly
0:47.8	gone fucking really loud here. I've just gone very close to the microphone because I'm in my new
0:51.9	office and I haven't built or not. Basically,
0:54.6	I'll build some shelves and moved rooms. But it's a bit echoy. I don't know what to do about that for now. It's all costing money, as do holidays. Well, I've just come back off a holiday. I went at Bournemouth, mate. Went at Bournemouth. And I was very refreshed actually. It was only like a three and a half day trip down there but you know i paid well i paid well
0:54.5	i supposed to be going to a there but you know i paid well i
1:11.6	supposed to be going to a beefer and then i paid way over the odds for a hotel with an outdoor pool
1:16.6	and um it rained got yeah laugh it laugh it up it's funny isn't it when other people go on holiday
1:23.8	immediately after a heat wave and then it rains. It didn't rain the whole time.
1:29.5	Do you know what? There's something to be said, man. There's something to be said for when the weather
1:32.8	is predicted to be like 100% shit and then it's only like 70% shit. And we had a couple of days
1:38.9	where, or a couple of periods where the sun came out. And my God, it's such a sight in it just seeing british
1:45.3	people just sprinting downstairs with inflatables under each arm come on kids get by the pool
1:50.1	just to just be in sunlight for like approximately 12 minutes but we did and we we treasured those
1:55.3	things it felt more like it felt more like holidays of my childhood really was just being
1:59.5	excessively grateful for
2:01.0	minor good things.
2:02.7	But this is the show.
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