oh yeah so like that the the this is this is the real this is the money shot here it says uh

during an address one day afternoon to irish americans by the mixed in irish blessings an old

family irons meandering into a tale about his aunt girdi she did two things better than

the

she did just yeah

why would you even bother she did two things better than she did as she did two things better than

anyone else he said one is she was the best back scratcher in the world the best back scratcher

in the world that's not a skill that you can be good or bad at yeah the lesser nails are really

good at finally enough to determine a world's best so it goes yeah there's two things she did

better than anyone else in the world she was the best back scratcher and two no offense to the

Greeks but she made the best rice pudding in the world and it's okay like this line is like no

offense to the Greeks but she made the best rice pudding in the world this is the first time I've

ever heard of rice pudding is being associated with Greek people is like a traditional

great thing it's a parent now away I mean it's probably because like it's in Greek diet I think

he associates it with Greek diners and I and so it's probably because like his brain is dying he's

he's reverting I mean he's talking about his aunt girdi for fuck's sake if you have this

because it's like you know you know how we were saying that his presentation is reminding people

of a simpler better time in their lives so that they accede to their body their social order shutting

down he his body is doing that to him and putting him back into a place that is more comforting

and loving like when aunt girdi used to scratch his back and feed him rice pudding he probably

has a memory of like getting a hand job in a Greek diner in fucking Dover a Delaware 1956 and he

saw like rice pudding on the menu when he came oh I saw rice pudding after she got done with the

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