504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Christina is worried about the poison in Tom's brain that he gets from watching murder shows, but the whole world is worried about Christina's brain because of TikTok. We see her latest discoveries. "Yo, that's a beautiful rainbow, doe" Tom is feeling the inspiration from the day and decides to embark on a new business venture in the "Panty" industry. Who better to call than The Fart Mistress herself, Charo! The Mommy Dome fills to the brim as Bobby Lee and Khalyla from the podcast TIGERBELLY enter! Things get off to a wild start as Bobby's feet are brought up sexually. We find out what TV show they have sex to. A Fakening strikes too close to home for Bobby Lee. The Mommies get an education on sushi shaming and it all rounds out with some wild brown stories.

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0:00.0	It's fucking morning. It's actually just after fucking morning. It's it's now noon.
0:06.4	Fucking afternoon. So it's jamming on the one. Jamming jamming on the one. Thank you.
0:11.6	Afro-Diziac for bringing us back to the crib. You know what I mean?
0:20.8	Quickly, I can tell you that as of right now, the late show in Wichita has a few tickets left,
0:30.8	as does the Kansas City show on the 30th. The 29th is sold out with the 30th at the Arbor
0:37.9	Spank Theatre has a few tickets left as well. From there I roll on to Appleton, Wisconsin,
0:43.7	Rockford, Illinois, Peoria, Cedar Rap is a sold out, and then Evansville, Indiana. Those are all in
0:52.4	July. There are tickets available at Thomstagrard.com slash tour. I then go on to the Northeast Hampton
1:00.0	Beach, Burlington, and then a big Canadian run. So there's late show tickets available in Toronto,
1:06.8	Winnipeg and Vancouver. Those are all in August, but you might want to get your tickets now.
1:12.9	Gene. Gene, the writer-dietour continues, please. I am begging you, Washington, D.C., the District of
1:19.5	Columbia. I'm there June 20 through 20 second. I will give you a million dollars if you sell out
1:25.6	my shows before I have to go. Just so I don't have to. What? You're committing to giving a million
1:30.4	dollars per customer. If I don't have to wake up and do press to sell those last 10 GD tickets on
1:36.3	that Friday show. I wish we would talk about these. Okay, moving right along. August 2nd and
1:41.6	3rd, Salt Lake City, Utah. September 5th, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. September 6th, Chicago, Illinois.
1:48.8	September 7th, Boston, Massachusetts. October, Nashville. November 20th, I can see
1:54.0	at all. And finally, Portland around out the year. Please get your tickets now, now, now,
1:58.5	Christina P. Online. Thank you. Okay. It's exciting to know. Hey, guys, we did the dates. I'm
2:05.3	totally idiot. And I forgot to add the dates that we just put on sale. So I'm stupid. And they
2:12.2	are Pensacola, Florida, November 14th, Lake Charles, Louisiana, November 15th, Eerie, Pennsylvania,
2:21.9	December 5th, Columbus, Ohio, December 6th, and Grand Rapids, Michigan, December 7th. There,
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