4.5 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2016
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | I didn't read it, but I think it was GQ posted a thing that was like, |
0:02.8 | we had no right to build Ken Bone into a legend and then tear him down. |
0:07.4 | And again, I didn't read it, but I want to give my review to that little thing. |
0:12.0 | Yes, we did. |
0:13.9 | That's how the internet works. |
0:15.0 | Right, exactly. |
0:24.1 | This is our last Monday episode. |
0:25.7 | How so? |
0:30.6 | It is our last Monday episode in which we're kind of happy, I guess. |
0:34.1 | Oh, because the Walking Dead comes back this weekend. So this is going to be the last Monday episode where we're kind of cheering stuff. Where we're not. Yes, where we're not pissed. Oh, I sound like poo. I don't sound good. Yeah, you don't really. I thought I'd, I had a bunch of tea this morning, and I thought that that kind of waxed the problem. It didn't. I don't, uh, I never have honey with anything. So when I have tea, that's like kind of a little honey party for me. Oh. Do you like, I don't put honey on anything. Yeah. Honey's pretty useless. I mean, I know people use it all the time. Well, if you, uh, when I was doing the no sugar thing, I just was a honey guy. I was a honey guy. |
1:10.9 | I was a maple syrup guy because you basically, you need anything that kind of gives you that little sugary sensation, honestly. |
1:20.4 | And yeah, when I do tea now, I do the, I do two bags, not to brag. |
1:25.7 | I'm a man. |
1:26.7 | I put, I do the plate over it to steep it, so it gets real dark and good. And then I just put like half a bottle of honey. You know I, you know, I think the biggest reason why I'm not a honey guy. Why? It's too much of a pain in the ass to squeeze it out of the bottle. It is because you squeeze it hard and you're like, yeah. and then it's like, hold on. Give me like 20 seconds. It's, yeah, people, ketchup gets a bad rep for that reason, but ketchup comes out. She was not bad. Yeah, ketchup. It's just, I think that's more of an operator error. If you can't get ketchup out the bottle, that's your problem, maybe. Yeah, I think one of the biggest like life turnarounds in the past 30 to 40 years |
1:47.0 | was when they switched to ketchup from the majority of ketchup bottles from plastic, from glass of plastic. |
2:10.5 | A quick little ketchup take. |
2:11.7 | What kind of ketchup guy are you? |
2:12.9 | Hines. |
2:13.7 | Yeah, see, I think, I don't know if we discussed it on this podcast. |
2:15.8 | Hunts is disgusting. |
2:17.2 | Hunts is organic or whatever it's called, all natural. Hunts, all natural is the best kind. Because it doesn't have high fructose corn syrup. It has sugar instead. So it is sweet A.F. And it is unbelievable. Nice ketchup. Does it come in men's? Yes. Honestly, and that's thing when you say that you like anything other than Heinz, everyone's |
2:35.3 | like, oh, what kind of American are you, blah, blah, blah. Seriously, just try it. Hunts, all natural. It tastes sugary. Why wouldn't you want that? Yeah, I guess, whatever. So, like, the glass ketchup bottles is a goddamn adventure. because either you're getting nothing out of it |
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