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0:00.0 | This episode of Topics is sponsored by Cards Against Humanities 10 Days or Whatever of Kwanza. |
0:06.9 | You give Cards Against Humanity $15 and they'll send you 10 mystery gifts for the 10 days or whatever of Kwanza. |
0:15.2 | Space is limited to the first 250,000 people who sign up at holiday bullshit.com. |
0:31.1 | It's topics, the podcast where two comedians discuss serious topics in a serious way. |
0:37.4 | Although, if something funny happens, that's fine too. |
0:40.7 | I'm Michael Ian Black, joined as always by Michael Schoelalter. |
0:44.3 | Hey, Mike, it's great to be here with you again. |
0:47.3 | Yes, always great to re-engage the brain and fire up those synapses |
0:51.9 | and spark some terrific conversations about topics big and small. |
0:57.0 | Yeah. |
0:57.9 | We last episode were talking about Topicon, and I know that one of the things that we brought up |
1:09.0 | and was the mysterious incident of the canoe |
1:13.7 | gone missing. |
1:15.8 | And I just wanted to report that in the interim, we have located the canoe. |
1:21.4 | Yeah. |
1:21.7 | I mean, so that's good news for everybody involved. |
1:26.5 | And long story short, one of the participants at topicon |
1:32.3 | and this person shall go unnamed uh did pull what he or she thought would be a funny prank |
1:40.3 | the canoe ended up in a uh basically in a ditch, in a culvert. And this person could not |
1:47.5 | get it out and was too embarrassed to do or say anything. Whatever. This person contacted us. |
1:53.7 | We resolved the issue. And no hard feelings. Yeah. It's in the past. and incidentally, um, the canoe was remarkably unharmed. |
2:04.8 | Yeah. |
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