I'm I'm not going to be. I'm going to be. I'm not Hey, bud.

Hey, friends.

Hey, friends.

Well into 2022.

Welcome to shaken and disturbed.

I am Darren Karp, and I'm here with my with my wife,

my adoring hot wife. Janaya thrasher. She's hot, she's beautiful. She's a full-figured gal.

My sister's name is Janelle. So you're you were close on the sort of close name there.

Oh, okay. So Janaya and Janelle, okay.

Which I didn't even realize until a couple years ago, I was like, wait a minute, there's John who was born first, and then Jonnell? Yeah. Like, did my mom realize that? Like, I don't know that she did. We're going to have to talk to her. How old is? She's a half sister? She's technically a half-sister, but we grew up together, so it's not like, we fight like brother and sister. We don't half like her. We like her fully. Yeah, exactly. That's a great way to put it. Yeah, she's just a couple years younger. She's like 33 or something. Oh, so she's like, my age. Oh, my God. Is she? I'm 33, sweetie. You were you born? 88. Oh, okay. So then she's 32. She was born in 89. Wait a minute. That's freaking me out because she's like my younger sister. I wouldn't think of her to be your age. I'm so mature. You are so mature. I'm so mature. I remember for the first year of our friendship, if that's what you want to call it, I just for some reason couldn't wrap my head around like, A, that your last name wasn't Carpenter. Right. Because God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. And then B, didn't I think that you were like so much younger when really you're not?

When really we were born like two years apart? A year apart.

Yeah, it's stupid.

I had a hard time with you in the beginning.

You really did.

You still do.

Yeah, I really did. I don't know if you do this. Maybe we can talk about this more on NMR because we're recording our normal episode first. But like there used to be a time and I want to say it was like 2012, 13, 14 when obviously I was a lot younger. And I would say that my relationship status was a lot rockier

in terms of the people that I was dating and I was like 25. I was like a fetus but I always was like it seemed to go for me and this was kind of a personal life where it would be like a great year and then a bad year. A great year and then a bad year. And then I was like are all the odd years good or all the even years good? I used to do

that. I think I finally got out of it because I finally met the love of my life. And so like I don't

really like. It was me, obviously. I didn't want to say it. It was Janaya. It was Janaya. And

she's amazing. But 22 is my lucky number. So I'm really hoping that this year's a great year.

And I hope it for all the radishes, not just for you and I.

Not just for you and I, yeah.

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