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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.6	BAM!
0:03.6	Welcome to episode 51 of the Jesselnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project, JARVYP.
0:09.0	Junior Vice President.
0:11.2	And my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been
0:15.2	turning over in my head ever since.
0:17.5	Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone he told me, just remember that your Anthony God
0:21.3	damn Jesselnick break or worlds no one can stop you not even death itself.
0:28.3	Who told you that?
0:33.3	Who told you that advice?
0:35.6	That's a ad-libbed quote from Can You Guess the author and for bonus points the novel.
0:43.4	No.
0:44.4	One of the most famous authors and novels in American history.
0:47.6	I'm not even going to check.
0:48.6	Take a wild guess.
0:49.6	No.
0:51.3	F.S.Coffee, Sheryl Greek Aspen.
0:52.8	I guess they would have been the guests.
0:54.5	Yep.
0:55.5	Yep.
0:56.5	How was it?
0:57.5	Sneaky readable.
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