It starts off as an email chain of hockey players in the United States and in Canada,

and they are just emailing each other back and forth sharing their wildest wins.

I don't even think many of these hockey players have even met each other or played a game against each other.

Everyone's just adding their teammates into this massive thread.

This email chain at this point feels more like an urban legend, but apparently it's very real.

And apparently it gets so big that a few of the players decide, I'm just going to make a website

for it.

And here is like a new general rule of thumb.

When you open up a website and the first thing you read on there is just ominously,

take this wisdom wisely, boys.

And then a disclaimer.

Hey, if you can't take a fucking joke, then go find yourself on the Disney channel.

Warning, disclaimer, the content is not safe for work, school, your girlfriend, or your mother. This is the

junior hockey Bible. It reads like a dictionary, it just has words and then the definitions for

them. And mostly they're hockey related. So I thought this is like a hockey terminology book.

Duster. This term refers to those unfortunate souls who usually only step on the ice with 14 seconds to go in the game.

That's it. Why the term duster? Because this fucking plug has been sitting on the bench the entire game,

collecting dust, always the worst player on the team. Band-Aid, a player who has always hurt. Every game,

he gets a new injury, and he is pretty much the joke of the team. A mess. Usually quits hockey

and goes home to work with his dad cleaning out shitters. Bobby Bigwheel. This is the guy on the team

who thinks he's God's gift to women, but really he's a fucking joke. He's not really going anywhere

in life or in hockey. Then they have terms of how people play hockey, taking one for the team.

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