I asked you guys to roast my beard on Instagram.

Can't wait to see what came out of that.

And we also talk about why it kills me when people steal my work.

Welcome to that.

It's really cool, man.

Oh, no.

Yo, yo, yo, this podcast is one month old.

That shit's crazy.

I remember just one month ago when I was a wee little lad, and my beard was just a little less gross.

Last week, a little baby bird, a little baby tweet tweet crawled up in here and, uh, couldn't

find its way out and it died. And, uh, we're going to hold a small ceremony like they did in the

office, um, for a little bird bird. But, uh, yeah, dude, one month old, five, episode five,

I can't wait. I'm already forgetting the episode numbers, which is dope. I can't wait to be already forgetting the episode numbers which is dope i can't wait to be

one of the podcasters uh that's like what episode is this oh episode 500 goes by so fast

uh but uh yeah for real thanks everybody for listening so far uh real shout out to the to the people that have been

listening uh every episode so far five out of five streak hell yeah five out of five gang i can't

wait to be like uh jo rogan uh or something because he just sold uh well he didn't sell his podcast

to spotify but he's going to be exclusive to Spotify,

and people are saying that deal is probably worth 100 million, which is insane.

100 million for Joe Rogan, one of the many people that got me inspired and into podcasts.

But that is crazy.

I am not going to be exclusive to Spotify, evidently.

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