Hello you guys guys welcome to episode 5 of the Smush Room the

podcast that deep dives on the well known and more importantly not so

well known hookups of your favorite reality TV stars.

As always I'm your host Troy McEedy and I'm sorry but I have to start off by

venting about my morning because it started about seven minutes ago. I'm half asleep still. I'm just going to let you

know that right now. I'm a little bit out of it. You're not going to get the

full version of me today because the full version of me is not here yet. I don't even have the full version of myself. I'm not allowed that until like noon

But I woke up this morning, right? I go downstairs to make a cup of coffee like I always do.

I turn on the curig like I always do.

I tap 10 ounces as always.

Everything's going swimmingly.

I type or I tap strong as I always do. So far my routine is going as it always does. I turn it on

I walk away

away I come back and I realize that I put the cup in but I did not put a mug

underneath the goddamn curig so I brewed 10 ounces of coffee of Starbucks French

roast all over the goddamn counter. So seven minutes into waking up early as

fuck in the morning I had to clean up hot coffee that had

poured all over the counter and all over the floor and I'm pretty sure my cat was

looking it up and I'm pretty sure she should not be having Starbucks extra strong French roast.

So now I'm going to be googling what that'll do to her body and I'm sure it'll tell me that it'll give her

like cancer or something and I'm going to be panicked about it all day.

So that's how my day has started off and I'm hoping

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