Hello everyone and welcome.

This is the new intro sound.

Lovely to see that I'm onto it and getting that shit done because I'm clearly not.

Anyway, it's episode five guys, two episodes this week.

This is a first for me.

I wonder if I can keep it up.

I'm going to try and keep it up.

At least when we're

in ISO. We'll see how we go, but let's aim for two a week, shall we? So, how has everyone been since

Tuesday? I'm presuming fabulous. It's only been, what, three days, two days, three days. Yes,

I had uni from my bedroom. so much harder, I find.

I think a lot of people like it online.

I find it harder.

I'm just not, I don't know, I don't know.

Yeah, listen, let's just get straight into it.

I think we all can stand here and agree that it's definitely, definitely not the most eventful few days

in our lives thus far, considering we're not doing fuck all, but living or just working from

home.

So this episode is listener stories.

Guys, I'm so excited about this episode for so many reasons.

A, because there's just some juicy fucking stories here.

But B, I find that so many of these stories, I think I'm going to try and do four, maybe three,

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