5 - I Heart Huckabee

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories about Michael Flynn, ABC (fake) News, and the stock market.

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:24.6	We're a million, we'll show you exactly what you're... We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're...
0:27.6	We're going to go ahead and follow their in our little stuff.
0:32.2	Stay tuned.
0:33.1	We are a minion death cult.
0:38.3	All right, hello.
0:39.9	I'm Alexander Edward.
0:41.6	My name is Mountain Matt.
0:42.9	I'm Tony Boswell.
0:44.0	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:47.3	We got it.
0:48.3	We got it down.
0:48.9	I think that's good.
0:49.7	That was a fecal-centric one.
0:51.8	Like it was me on the toilet.
0:53.3	I like the fellow.
0:55.4	As opposed to your normally penile-centric growls.
0:59.5	Penal and throat-centric.
1:01.7	Okay.
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