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Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

5 Gorillas vs 10,000 Rats

Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8963 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The great debate continues! This week, Xolo and Jacob take a controversial turn on what animals can protect you, Jacob Elordi's Hot Ones bout, the functions of TSA X-Rays, and since this was recorded prior to the Oscar's, X & J's Fantasy Oscar wins.

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0:00.0

Welcome to this week's episode of the podcast.

0:07.0

Ola, how much much

0:10.0

how are you guys doing?

0:12.0

I think this is going to be

0:13.2

Wait, you didn't say what half of the podcast hosts you are. I am the first

0:17.3

half of the podcast here in Los Angeles, California. And I'm joined by I'm joined by

0:23.0

I'm joined by

0:24.0

I'm Joces Kormers Botruh.

0:27.0

Uh, I was 2-5 host.

0:31.0

Yeah, yeah, right, something like that. What's up guys? I just got back from Mexico City and I'm bilingual or trilingual now.

0:40.0

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, as then you try to speak as many languages as possible,

0:45.0

but yeah, default to English.

0:47.0

Of course, hey, me too.

0:49.0

I'm, I'm trilingual too.

0:50.0

But we're gonna start the podcast off with with I think probably the most boy question like we've discussed ever on the pod.

0:58.0

Like I was looking at this and I was like what like a dude thing to be like,

1:03.0

Hey pick no way bro, this would totally read.

1:07.0

Yeah, so to give you guys an idea, the prompt is pick two categories,

1:12.0

those animals will defend you, the rest of the animals are coming to kill you.

1:17.0

And the options are, all right, do you want to do one by one?

1:21.0

So we have 50 Falconscons, 10 crocodiles, three grizzly bears, seven ox, not bulls, no,

1:30.3

yeah what the... Those aren't oxes? Yeah bro, that's an ox. Those are, they look like yaks. They're, they're like... What, that is not a, bro, Google a picture of a yack right now.

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