5/30/22: According to Strippers, The Number 1 Recession Indicator, We’re Screwed!

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Strippers are telling patrons who are interested in their financial advice to sell your stocks now and rebuy after we hit bottom because the recession is imminent. This is based on anecdotal data related to the relative emptiness of strip clubs as an indicator compared to previous recessions (00:10:30). Also, Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi got booked in a Napa jail, but it wasn’t for insider trading, instead it was for DUI (00:23:40). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:02:58) - Fun Fact & Wes Jokes (00:10:30) - According to Strippers, the Number 1 Recession Indicator, We’re Screwed (00:14:25) - A Taste of Whale + Dangerous Dolphin Targeting Pets in Texas (00:18:08) - Lady Who Knocked out SW Attendant’s Teeth Sentenced (00:23:40) - Pelosi’s Husband Got a DUI at 82 Years Young (00:29:11) - Tupac of India Gunned Down (00:35:52) - Cockroaches Not Eating Ass Like They Used Too These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday is offering our listeners 20% off! Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://getsunday.com/factor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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