This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you, you have absolutely no case.

Another story out of Florida.

God, don't you look Florida.

It's all the crackpots and the crazy stories come out of Florida.

All right.

So this is a guy at a McDonald's, and he calls 911.

And why does he call 911?

Because he wants a ride home.

That's his reason.

He wants a ride home and doesn't have the money for a taxi, not that anybody takes taxis or lift or whatever, and for

some reason decides not to go to the bus, no idea, the story doesn't tell us what he is about.

So Jermaine Williams, he's 46 years old, he calls 911.

Now, asking for a ride home, the 911 people, they're not even going to call a police.

They're not even going to transfer the phone, the dispatcher to the police.

And he knows that.

So how do you get the cops to show up?

Well, you say there's a dead body at the McDonald's.

That's going to get the cops' attention.

I promise you, there's a dead body in here.

So they show up, they respond, and there he is sitting at the curb, and they said,

where's the body?

And he said, there really isn't one.

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