Garage Logic, Broadcasting Live from the office of the mayor above the

boat house on the east shore of Spoon Lake. Featuring the Rookie on

Production, Chris Revers, Vice President of Social Media and John Heighten

the newsroom. Now the Fireworks Commissioner, Flashlight King and keeper of

Common Sense, your mayor, Joe Sushire.

Commence the garage logic and manage the upper line.

Revers. Yes sir.

It's just breaking news now and I want to read it even though I don't

watch the show. ABC is just canceled Roseanne. Even though apparently it was a

ratings blockbuster. She has done something over the weekend. She has violated

some political sensitivity of some sort and I wasn't going to even mention it.

But now ABC has canceled the show. So I want you to print me this story so I can

learn what it is she said. Okay. Wow.

Or she or she. Please. Okay. And this is a note from Barry. I just wasn't

made for these times. This is at a taco place near Lake Street in Chicago.

And it's a sign that says, please use gender neutral terms when speaking to our

staff. What? Yeah. Okay.

I guess I just wasn't made for these times.

I'll say one thing about the pregame in Vegas prior to game one between the

golden nights and the Washington capitals. Okay. I taped it so I didn't have the

luxury to see it. I'm going to watch it tonight. But I watched the game. All

pregame festivities in any sport. Look like about as exciting as the 1956

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