5/2/22: Short Kings are Getting Limb Lengthening Surgery - Fed up Not Getting Rim

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Tired of discriminatory practices in the dating world and at work, more and more Short Kings are getting elective limb lengthening surgery which can add up to 3.14 inches in height. However the surgery is pricey and painful (00:21:25) Also the worst organized Juneteenth celebration of all time, a massive sausage factory fire in the UK, and a VA squatter speaks out. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:59) - #3 - Three Future Meteorologists Tragically Killed Chasing Storms (00:11:59) - #2 - Corrections Officer Flees with Inmate With Same Last Name (00:21:25) - #1 - Short Kings are Getting Limb Lengthening Surgery - Fed up Not Getting Rim (00:35:12) - Juneteenth Celebration Canceled Because of All White Hosts TikTok International Moment (00:45:25) - UK - Massive Sausage Factory Fire, Conspiracy? (00:50:35) - South America - Whale vs. Human War Update (00:54:00) - Mars - Insane Footage of Wreckage from Perseverance Landing (00:56:27) - Woman Squatting in Recently Sold VA Home Speaks Out These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Harrys - First-time Harry’s customers can redeem a Starter Set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/HARDFACTOR First Person - Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to https://getfirstperson.com/hardfactor and use code hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.8	Good morning and welcome to episode 933 of hard factor.
1:33.6	It is Monday, May 2, 2022.
1:37.2	Thank you for cheating on the news with us today.
1:39.5	Pat has a cup of coffee in the big time full of storm chasing, man hunts, and short
1:44.8	kings.
1:45.8	Yeah, you better listen up short kings because I got something special for you.
1:49.4	Real cool.
1:50.4	Oh nice.
1:51.4	Special day for the for the short guys.
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