It's really funny to me that all these companies were paying Michael Cohen this guy for intelligence.

He's like if the word derr became a person.

This is true, Cohen named his shell company Essential Consultants, which could not sound

more fake.

It's like a place George Costanza would pretend to work out.

On this sidefold reference, on this the 20 year anniversary of Seinfeld going off the

year, that's a good one.

Essential consultants does sound like some place Costanza would pretend to work.

Yeah, it does.

It does.

On the other hand, I think the smart little Harvard boy there is.

He our boy, they all are.

Yeah, smart little Harvard boys completely wrong with Cohen.

Cohen is close mouth and doesn't say a lot because he's involved in so many shady activities.

Yeah, we may have attended a meeting, I don't remember.

The reason he's like that is because he has tentacles.

He is a big mobbed up octopus.

That's how many tentacles.

Octopus actually have arms Jack, not tentacles.

Did you know that?

I didn't.

Squid have tentacles.

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