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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

5/12 4-3 Heart Attack in the Audience

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

Sports, News

4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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How inconsiderate.

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0:00.0

Stream the show live every morning. Click over to TNTRadioempire.com and fire up the earbuds. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. I can be careful how I say this now because Puss got in trouble for not believing it. Sorry Puss. Gums with the territory. What was that? Gumbs with the territory. I know, I know. You're at least canon. I'm at the gym yesterday, and I'm going down back to the sauna. And the sauna is one of those, it's a short, not that big six by six by six basically. Or sit or, yeah, it's a triangle. Devils? It's one of those A-frames.

0:41.8

But, you know, so there's probably room for like six people comfortably.

0:45.0

And I come walking around, it's a whole clear glass opening.

0:46.1

And I just opened the door.

0:48.4

And right there is a guy and a girl sitting there.

0:51.3

And they're in gym clothes.

1:11.2

And she's got yoga pants on and they're sucking face completely. And he's got his hand right where, you know, I'm not going to say it, Puss. There's some hand stuff going on. Yeah, he's rubbing right there, right there. Good thing the guy's name is Puss. Yeah. So I open the door. It's too late for me. I'm not going to run away.

1:12.3

I'm coming in the sauna.

1:25.3

I mean, they don't own the place. And they look up at me. And I, they knew I saw him. And I go, sorry, brother. That's all he's saying. I sit down. So it's not glass doors that are looking out toward the gym or anything. No, no. It's just looking towards a wall. Okay.

1:27.6

So they don't know when somebody's coming.

1:28.9

They don't see anybody walking down at all.

1:30.4

But I'm thinking, why would you do that?

1:27.6

Now, once again, No, no, it's just looking towards a wall. Okay. So they don't know when somebody's coming.

1:44.3

They don't see anybody walking down at all. But I'm thinking, why would you do that? Now, once again, I said this earlier. They're lucky it was me because I'm not going to narc. I don't care. You know, they're not doing anything. Why would you touch a giantie? What age group do you think? They were about there part of the mid-30s.

1:46.8

They weren't kids and they weren't older people, you know.

1:45.5

And they were out there part of mid-30s they weren't kids and they weren't older people you know and they were just gone to sown i see i would love if you was that

1:50.4

80s yeah i know a little cocoon action going on little wilford brimley it was two 80-year-old

1:57.7

sitting in there uh yeah lot of them have some fun before they die.

3:07.9

No, I don't know. But now I'm sure that... Have you ever had to kick anybody out of the bathroom at the funny moment? That's a great question. I've kicked him out of the showroom, you know. For public displays about... For getting little hands in each other? Really? Oh, yeah. at the village Point location in the back high 300s, I'd go back there and go, you need to go and get a room. You need to go and get a room. Reach each other's pants, that kind of stuff? Yes. I mean, yeah. At a Caliando show? Yeah. And then did you recommend that they get the room at the hotel where all the company committed? We can get you a discount code over there. No. I didn't really like exposed. Prack, have you ever seen anything out in the audience inappropriate while you're on stage? I don't believe so. What am I going to do is Gruden? What's your snatch count, man? Give your snatch count. I'll tell you what. He's coming down to our level today. I'm really down. I'm deep. I must be really wanting to sell those tickets. There are some seats available for Frank Kellyando tomorrow night of the Omaha Fony Boone. Omaha. Funnybone.com. You won't see anything this dirty. I'll tell you what, man.

3:08.5

It's tremendous.

3:11.2

I don't think there's, I don't see, I don't see.

3:14.0

I had somebody have a heart attack in the front row. Oh, really?

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