5.08: Shadow

Buffering the Vampire Slayer

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🗓️ 8 January 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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There's a snake! There's a snake! There's a great big snake!! With... arms?!?! WHATEVER. Glory, who now has a name and some new shoes, puts a cobra in a vase and kablam makes a giant snake who sniffs and sniffs until he finds THE KEY (it's Dawn, but nobody tell Glory)!! Luckily Big-Slayer-Sister Buffy rides on the back of the snake like Khaleesi on her dragons and kills it before it can reveal the truth to Glorificus. Meanwhile, Joyce is diagnosed with a brain tumor, and we do not want to talk about it because it is sad. It is S5E8: Shadow! LOOK OUT FOR THE SNAKE! LOCATE YOUR HOSTS UPON THE INTERNET Jenny Owen Youngs: @jennyowenyoungs; jennyowenyoungs.com Kristin Russo: @kristinnoeline; kristinnoeline.com Buffering the Vampire Slayer: @bufferingcast on twitter, facebook, and instagram HOT HOT TIPS PROM is happening in Brooklyn on 4/18!! Visit bufferingthevampireslayer.com and click EVENTS for tickets! NEW MERCH IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/buffering-the-vampire-slayer JOIN OUR PATREON FAMILY: Now with ad-free episodes!! patreon.com/bufferingcast Logo: Kristine Thune (kristinethune.com) Edited by: Lauren "Karen" Klein & Kristin Russo

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0:00.0	Hey, happy new year.
0:02.4	Oh my gosh, happy new year, Jenny will you?
0:05.0	Will you do me a favor of will you ask me who I am?
0:09.7	Who are you?
0:11.4	I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020.
0:17.1	Wow.
0:19.6	That was further.
0:20.4	I should seven and a half going.
0:22.7	I've been waiting, I've been waiting all this time
0:24.8	to make that joke.
0:26.2	I'm so happy that you finally got what you have
0:29.0	to desire for so long.
0:31.3	I've just been saying, I'm 2020 Jenny.
0:35.2	2020 Jenny?
0:36.2	Yeah, that sounds nice.
0:37.0	It doesn't really work for Kristen.
0:38.4	So I had to go with the dad joke.
0:39.8	Yeah, bad.
0:43.8	Either you get it or you don't.
0:45.1	And if you do, then you're old.
0:46.5	And if you don't, then congratulations.
0:49.8	OK, so we have a couple of things
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