5.03: The Replacement

Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Buffering: A Rewatch Adventure

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4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Two Xanders, no waiting! Our favorite day-glo demon Toth is in town to kill the Slayer but, whoops!, his neon beam misses Buffy and instead splits Xander into two. While Anya contemplates the many things she can do in this kind of glorious double-boyfriend threesome, the scooby gang work on putting Xander back together again. Oh, and by the way? Spike made a Buffy mannequin! Whatever! It's Season 5 Episode 3: The Replacement! LOCATE YOUR HOSTS UPON THE INTERNET Jenny Owen Youngs: @jennyowenyoungs; jennyowenyoungs.com/buffering Kristin Russo: @kristinnoeline; kristinnoeline.com, everyoneisgay.com, mykidisgay.com Buffering the Vampire Slayer: @bufferingcast on twitter, facebook, and instagram SPECIAL GUESTS Fashion Watch Queen Kate Leth: @kateleth; http://kateleth.com HOT HOT TIPS NEXT LIVE SHOW is in San Francisco on 12/6! Visit bufferingthevampireslayer.com and click EVENTS for tickets! JOIN OUR PATREON FAMILY: Now with ad-free episodes!! patreon.com/bufferingcast HELP US TRANSCRIBE over at https://www.bufferingthevampireslayer.com/transcriptions Logo: Kristine Thune (kristinethune.com)

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0:00.0	Well, hello, hey, hi, hey, what's up?
0:03.5	Hey, well, we've got a new shirt.
0:05.8	Wow, that's not even like, hello, it's Jenny just like, hi.
0:12.0	Kristin, we've had four episodes in 15 days.
0:17.0	I feel like I've recorded an intro to an episode like every waking hour of my life.
0:22.3	Okay, we have a time for small talk.
0:25.5	We don't need to catch up.
0:26.7	I talk to you every day.
0:27.9	Okay, but we have a new shirt.
0:31.0	Tell them all about it.
0:32.7	Okay.
0:33.7	Devon Power designed it.
0:36.0	He's amazing.
0:38.0	It's a new variation on the just keep fighting theme.
0:42.5	There is a girl.
0:44.0	She looks tough.
0:45.6	She's got a stake in her hand and she wants you to just keep fighting.
0:49.4	Yeah, you might say there's only one of her in the world as a matter of fact.
0:54.0	That's right.
0:55.0	You might.
0:56.0	So I cannot wait to get mine in the mail.
0:58.6	We get ours for free.
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