I got a confession of me.

I got a confession of me.

I bought three Taco Bell big boxes hoping to to win a PS4. Well, that's a great start to the podcast, Carlos. Fucking Shane won a PS4. What the fuck? Again? I call serious bullshit. No, no, sorry, sorry. He won that last year, right? Yeah. He won Xbox One from McDonald's or whatever. I'm convinced. Y'all fucking say I win shit He gets He finds loopholes to get code Yeah I realize He does like Pretty sure Shane is won He says the shit in the mail or whatever I don't know what he does I'm pretty sure Shane has won every console That he owns Probably Anyways Welcome to the show everybody This is 4 Player Podcast Episode 383 My name is Nick Henderson Brad Simon the show, everybody. This is 4-player podcast, episode 383.

My name is Nick Henderson.

Brad Simons.

Yo, dog.

Nolan has Trump.

How's it going to everybody?

And sitting in the fourth chair this week is Carlos.

Hello there, gentlemen, and of course, ladies.

Bro.

That is the best thing.

I thought Carlos was like singling me out to like send me random text messages of brah.

Just random, brough, brough.

And then I would say, yo, what's up?

Nothing.

And then the next day I get another text message.

Bro.

Turns out it does the exact same fucking thing to Brad.

I love it.

But like actually to a way bigger extent But like he's he's like Chubaka and I'm like Han Solo And I feel like I understand the bros You know like when he's at work and he says bruh It's like I know why he's saying bro You know Because you understand his language Is that what you're saying? I just understand his current He picks it up from contextual clues Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you've seen a man's butthole, you understand his language is that what you were saying I just understand his current he picks it up from contextual clues yeah yeah yeah when you've seen a man's butthole you understand what? What? I thought he was Chubaka you sound like him you don't send me broad text messages I don. How the fuck? Do you know, I have your number? He ran out of space in his contact list. Don't call that number. Okay. He ran out of space in his contact list. I'm pretty sure I've been texting. Oh, shit. Factions, bro. Whoever has your number does not want to play factions. Maybe they do and they think it's their buddy, Nolan, and he's like, Nolan. He's never responded. You're ruining friendships is what you're doing. I mean, I can look at it and see if the last time I texted you. You're going to show that number to Carlos and be like, that's not me. It's his old number. Apparently he's a new one. He never fucking gave it to me because he's a... Give out your old number. My phone number is... No, no. 512. No! 4. 6.027. I fucking texted you on your birthday. Someone... I know. You never got my fucking birthday text message. Someone helped track down Carlos' old phone. Especially because on, on, on October, 10 days ago, I said, I said the last of us comma, baby question mark. So apparently someone's getting these text messages. I cannot believe what just happened. Carlos. I'll get your number one. We're done. Brace for impact. Okay. Oh my God. How is everybody doing this week? No one has that number, by the way. It's the activated. Cool. Oh, okay. Thank God. Because, you know, people in the job, we're going to jump all over that shit. No, the sad part is, no, still no one would call.

It's like, I've told you stories of me losing my phone for like a week.

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