499-Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special people on there for sure. Many listeners/viewers have chimed in about Christina's weird lack of drying off and we also have a new Fart Simpson call! Plus, farts, John Travolta and a scandal regarding one of Tom's trademarked phrases! Next, joining us in studio is the duo behind the H3H3 Productions, Ethan and Hila Klein! They talk about their H3 baby that's due any moment and all the pregnancy weight gained by the husbands. Mommy Tina's love for BBC leads to a discussion about racism in pornography and would you rather be blind or have a micropeener? Ball Hogs, plastic surgery and H3's "Instagram vs Reality" controversy all get discussed, plus SO much more!

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0:00.0	Alright guys real quick if you go to Merch method dot com slash Tom Segura we have
0:06.8	added a bunch of fun new things the exclusive 2395 hat exclusive limited
0:14.1	signed posters with different designs from Boston Portland Chicago Milwaukee if
0:20.5	you didn't get those at the shows they're in the store now you can pick them up
0:24.4	and it all new from mild to wild the kink shirt all celebrating the discovery
0:29.5	of our good friend RPC also we have added a late show in Winnipeg August 16th
0:38.4	that show goes on sale this Thursday May 16th but there is a pre-sale May 15th
0:45.5	10 a.m. local time you have to use the code word house the code word is house
0:51.0	HO USC that is going to be in Winnipeg the late show is going to be on sale
0:56.3	this Thursday pre-sale Wednesday Jean alright I'm finally announcing the
1:02.2	second leg of the writer died tour kicks off in August in Salt Lake City Utah
1:07.9	and then I go to Milwaukee Chicago Boston Nashville Seattle Portland it's all
1:17.0	there on Christina P. Online you can buy these tickets pre-sale today to day
1:21.3	today May 15th 10 a.m. local time wherever you're in the world May 15th 10 a.m. use
1:27.3	the promo code mommy go to Christina P. Online for the links to all those
1:32.0	tickets for the cities I said you're playing all the best places all the
1:35.4	bet I'm doing Turner Hall Ballroom Milwaukee Tally a Hall Chicago Boston at
1:41.2	the Wilbur of the Neptune in Seattle Zaynese and Nashville I mean come on it's
1:48.2	great I'm so excited amazed that's it oh episode 499
1:56.2	morning it's fucking morning we are here doing this palm cast
2:04.5	palm cast thank you deep dink for this give me your attention instrumental
2:17.3	we are oh thanks jeans in the middle of this big tour right now I'm airwear
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