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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2019

⏱️ 194 minutes

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Summary

Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK! Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious." Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like??? Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit. NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you.

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0:00.0

Oh right, this is a chattel bash with the late blooms EP thanks for the

0:09.6

slippery wax instrumental. All right if you're listening right now I'm in

0:14.8

Portland in Seattle. I think everything is sold out there might be a few tickets

0:19.4

left for the May 5th show. Then I go to Riverside on May 17th that's almost sold

0:25.8

out Las Vegas May 18th and then at the end of the month I hit Louisville Indian

0:32.2

apolis St. Louis Tits Detroit and Chicago. In Chicago I added a second show June

0:37.6

2nd you can get tickets for that now Thompson Gras.com slash tour and then I

0:42.6

head on to Richmond. I do a Hanover Atlantic City Tulsa. Second shows have been

0:48.6

added in Toronto Vancouver and Denver. Those are all at Thompson Gras.com

0:53.3

slash tour a bunch of other dates to Europe and all over the country. Very

0:58.4

excited about it. Thank you guys for getting tickets. Jean. Jean May 5th and

1:04.0

11th I'll be in Tempe at the Tempe at the Tempe at the Tempe in Probe. Tempe.

1:11.0

May 31st through June 1st Burbank California Spurmbank Flappers June 20th

1:17.6

through 22nd Washington Dick com at the DC improv tickets at Christina P. online.

1:24.6

When's that one? June 20th through 22nd. Nice. Also if you haven't seen my two

1:30.2

comedy specials check them out on Netflix Mother Inferior and the D.

1:33.6

Generates. Thank you. Are you announcing fall dates soon? Yeah pretty soon.

1:37.6

All right. I think too. That's pretty exciting. Doing some other shit man. I'm doing some other shit man.

1:42.6

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm doing some shit right now bro. All right Jean. Okay. So much to get into.

1:51.6

My life. So much fun stuff. Well this guy looks like a cool guy already. Oh the coolist.

1:56.6

You don't know this one right? I don't but it's already set up for coolness. The coolist.

2:03.6

Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and let her rip. I like it. I'm still driving to get my cock sucked

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