493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2019

⏱️ 220 minutes

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Summary

It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in her telemarketing days. The main mommies went on an overnight trip that flared the TEMPERATURE WARS once again. Also, is TOMMY BAHAMA, the uniform of the DAD? And Tommy did a stand up set in Espanol. Next, the hilarious Kevin Christy jumps in and immediately gets into how appalling it is to sing out of context. The fact that nearly everyone hates their own bodies is revisited with Kevin AND have you ever tried to make a dancer sad? Finally, comedian George Perez is in the mommy dome and it is epic. Todd and Christine ask George EVERYTHING they've ever wanted to know about being in a gang and being in prison. You're gonna want solitary confinement after this one, Jean!

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's almost time.
0:02.8	What's that, Jean?
0:05.8	Jean, I am about to do one of the biggest runs I've ever done ever.
0:11.1	Ever?
0:12.1	Yeah, I'm doing, let's see, 246, 8 shows coming up.
0:16.3	I'm going to be doing two shows in Madison, two in Milwaukee, two in Chicago, and two in
0:21.3	Nashville.
0:22.7	As of this recording, you can still get tickets to the Madison Late Show on April 11th.
0:29.8	The Late Show April 12th has very few tickets left.
0:33.5	You might be able to get some there.
0:35.5	Chicago sold out April 13th, but we added a show in June, June 2nd.
0:41.6	And you can maybe get a few tickets at the Late Show in Nashville.
0:45.9	It's limited.
0:46.9	It might be singles.
0:47.9	ThompsonGurard.com slash tour.
0:51.6	Let's see.
0:52.6	You can get tickets to the Late Show April 28th in Medford, Massachusetts.
0:57.1	That's thrust outside of Boston.
0:59.7	And May 1st in Portland, Oregon, we have some tickets there.
1:06.3	The next day is sold out.
1:08.2	Then there's a run of shows in Seattle at the more.
1:11.3	And the only one with tickets left is April, or excuse me, May 5th.
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