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Lifeline

49. Rearius Maximus

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 โ€ข 734 Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 19 March 2023

โฑ๏ธ 59 minutes

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Summary

๐Ÿคณ Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ๏ฃฟ๐ŸŽง Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G ๐Ÿ”Š Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT ๐Ÿ”— All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’š Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Thank you so much for your questions. Keep them coming! Today we discuss how to deal with when your girlfriend looks like your mom, two questions about video game playing, sketchy ED scenarios, cat parenting, and if it's necessary to put your little brother in his place. ๐Ÿ“† Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline ๐Ÿ’ƒ Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.8

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0:07.9

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0:10.5

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0:15.8

and that card was meant for my girlfriend, not my mum, moments.

0:20.1

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0:40.3

Rum savi-save-na-ma-ma-ma-a-ram-a-dom.

0:43.5

That's bad.

0:44.6

Nope, it's not bad.

0:50.5

You look like the Easter version of the Unabomber.

0:51.4

Ha!

0:57.7

No, I look like the grape and fruit of the Lume, who was played by David Allen Greer.

1:00.6

Yep, but also more what I said, though.

1:01.4

So I look like David.

1:02.8

I am like David Allen Greer.

1:03.8

David Allen Greer is great.

1:04.7

Thank you.

1:05.9

No, I'm not saying. Because what you were saying is that I'm like him.

1:07.5

And you should have opened that before we started recording.

1:10.3

Is the deal the deal is that wouldn't have made it that much of a noise and how you calling it out

1:14.4

makes it all different no you can open it in like 10 minutes but you opened it literally 10 seconds

1:21.0

after I see it's not good I see it's not good to do um so you were sick now you're not you're a little bit still i'm i'm not

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