49: Enjoying Your Own Farts and Jason’s Potato Suit - Funny Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone’s favorite mini-segment, Jason tells us everything he knows about BACON in 60 seconds. Lastly, help us sniff out a winner in our ‘Best Smells’ draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	I do it on the driveway every weekend.
0:02.5	You can't beat doing it first thing.
0:05.3	I like to listen to music while I do it.
0:07.7	When it's over, I'm already thinking about the next time.
0:11.7	Washing your car doesn't have to be a dirty little secret.
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0:40.1	Hey, SpitWaz, you enjoy this show and you want just a little bit more.
0:44.6	Head over.
0:45.6	Oh, there you are.
0:47.6	You want some more?
0:48.6	Oh, yes.
0:49.6	Oh, that's not annoying at all.
0:51.0	Head over to SpitBallersPod.com and find out how you can become an official.
0:56.6	Supportor of this show and get access to the complete archive.
1:00.8	SpitBallersPod.com
1:10.8	What happens when three buffoons give life advice,
1:13.6	explore unrealistic situations,
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