#49 BUSH THONGS, HOLIDAY CONFESSIONS & BEING THE BACHELORETTE WITH RACHEL LINDSAY
Literally, Not OK with Alexis Waters
Alexis Waters
4.5 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
SANTA HASN’T TOUCHED MY SNOW GLOBES IN 84 YEARS 😩🎅
IT’S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE! Rachel Lindsay—attorney, former Bachelorette, and my ride-or-die since Day 2 (not Day 1, RUDE)—joins me on this chaotic, shroom-fueled, ADHD-suspecting, bush-celebrating Christmas episode. We talk Cowboys heartbreak, BravoCon secrets, our iconic Bachelor beginnings (yes, I was the dolphin), and why tamales might just ruin Christmas. Oh, and we played a lil’ holiday confession game that honestly turned into a therapy session.
If you're literally not okay this season, SAME.
Grab some wine, take a breath, and press play, baby 🎧
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| 0:55.6 | Discover why there's more to imagine when you listen at audible.com slash best of the year. For Christmas. I'm here, but, you know. No, I'm not even lying. I have a Fupa. I have, oh, let's put the headphones on. Should we do that? Let's act like we, like, have done this before, you know? Just live in the dream. I'm looking so good. You look fantastic. You look fantastic. I wanted to do a little that ass. That ass. |
| 0:57.7 | The flupa. |
| 1:03.0 | No, I could do it. |
| 1:04.2 | Watch. |
| 1:05.6 | Whoa. |
| 1:06.8 | We've read. |
| 1:08.4 | I thought we're back on this. |
| 1:13.6 | Today I am so excited To have |
| 1:14.1 | Podcaster |
| 1:15.2 | Former Bachelorette |
| 1:17.0 | Attorney by law |
| 1:18.7 | Pro bono |
| 1:19.9 | For you |
| 1:21.7 | And my friend |
| 1:22.7 | Rachel Lindsay |
| 1:23.7 | Yay |
| 1:24.8 | I'm so happy to be here |
| 1:27.1 | I'm so happy you're here. This is a long time coming, |
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