These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

We're currently seeking questions for an upcoming queue in a episode special.

Whether you want to know what color our socks are or perhaps why we're all terrified as snooker,

we want to know your questions.

To get them to us, simply write down your question on a piece of paper.

Memorise it, say it out loud to the people in the local supermarket, get some questionable looks, and then

once primed, head over to patreon.com forward slash hawk and cleaver. There you will find the place

to post your questions and we will get those questions and we will answer them in a special

bonus Q&A episode. You don't need to be a patron to get to that specific post,

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Today's episode is Made Mute,

written by Daniel Wilcox and narrated by Josh Curran.

The first thing you need to understand is he never earned my silence. He took it.

There are a lot of things I can tell you about that night. There are a lot of things I can tell you about that night.

There are a lot of things I could tell you about how it came to be and what might have followed.

But I suppose you'll never believe me.

This is all speculation.

My version of events.

No one can regale the story of how they were shoved into mutism without being met with some kind of skepticism.

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